If Twitter is the new way people are finding out about things, I guess I’m going to have to start doing it eventually. But so far I’m resisting, and here’s why.<\/p>\n
6. I already have to “hide” three quarters of my Facebook friends because I don’t have time to read their announcements of “I’m off to the Post Office” and “I’m making lentil soup tonight.”<\/p>\n
5. Speaking of food, I don’t know if I can afford another mouth to feed. With Facebook, two Myspace pages, a professional website, professional blog, personal blog, band websites, rehearsals, hustling for work, etc., etc. — not to mention those holdovers from a primitive era, actually working<\/i> and having a social life<\/i> — it’s hard to swallow the idea of hooking up yet another needy pipeline I must pump full of something on a regular basis.<\/p>\n
4. Unless I’m talking about birds, I refuse to do anything requiring me to use the word “tweet.”<\/p>\n
3. I like to maintain an inflated sense of my own importance, so I’m worried that no matter how many (or few) people might follow me on Twitter, it will never be enough.<\/p>\n
2. Just to be plain ornery.<\/p>\n
And the Number One reason I’m resisting Twitter…<\/p>\n
1. Look outside — it’s a beautiful day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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